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Airline Conversation with a Little Girl
Murf	#1 Posted on 08-07-2008 09:54
Tea Totaller Posts: 8 Joined: 08.07.08	A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'


Veriton	#2 Posted on 10-07-2008 20:08
Tea Totaller Posts: 4 Joined: 10.07.08	Ahahaha, good one Murf .


walrus	#3 Posted on 11-07-2008 13:31
Publican Posts: 27 Joined: 25.06.08	Lol that is a classic

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